| 23 | _____ |   | Creature — Shapeshifter | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 116 | "Ach! Hans, Run!" |      | Enchantment | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 48★ | Aesthetic Consultation |  | Instant | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 48 | Aesthetic Consultation |  | Instant | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 24 | Ambiguity |    | Enchantment | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 25 | Artful Looter |   | Creature — Human Wizard | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 71 | Assquatch |   | Creature — Donkey | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 117 | Ass Whuppin' |    | Sorcery | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 1 | Atinlay Igpay |   | Eaturecray — Igpay | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 26 | Avatar of Me |    | Creature — Avatar | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 2★ | AWOL |   | Instant | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 2 | AWOL |   | Instant | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 49 | Bad Ass |    | Creature — Donkey Zombie | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 49★ | Bad Ass |    | Creature — Donkey Zombie | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 92 | B-I-N-G-O |   | Creature — Dog | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 72 | Blast from the Past |   | Instant | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 72★ | Blast from the Past |   | Instant | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 50 | Bloodletter |   | Creature — Zombie | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 51 | Booster Tutor |  | Instant | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 3 | Bosom Buddy |   | Creature — Elephant Townsfolk | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 27 | Brushstroke Paintermage |   | Creature — Human Wizard | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 28 | Bursting Beebles |   | Creature — Beeble | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 4 | Cardpecker |   | Creature — Bird | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 4★ | Cardpecker |   | Creature — Bird | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 29 | Carnivorous Death-Parrot |   | Creature — Bird | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 5 | Cheap Ass |   | Creature — Donkey Townsfolk | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 30 | Cheatyface |    | Creature — Efreet | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 6 | Circle of Protection: Art |   | Enchantment | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 134 | City of Ass | | Land | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 7 | Collector Protector |    | Creature — Human Gamer | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 93 | Creature Guy |   | Creature — Beast | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 73 | Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature |    | Enchantment — Aura // Creature — Penguin | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 74 | Deal Damage |    | Instant | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 31 | Double Header |    | Creature — Drake | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 8 | Drawn Together |    | Enchantment | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 52 | Duh |  | Instant | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 75 | Dumb Ass |   | Creature — Donkey Barbarian | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 94 | Elvish House Party |    | Creature — Elf Rogue | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 9 | Emcee |   | Creature — Human Rogue | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 9★ | Emcee |   | Creature — Human Rogue | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 53 | Enter the Dungeon |   | Sorcery | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 10 | Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) |   | Instant | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 54 | Eye to Eye |   | Instant | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 76 | Face to Face |   | Sorcery | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 56★ | Farewell to Arms |    | Enchantment | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 56 | Farewell to Arms |    | Enchantment | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 11 | Fascist Art Director |    | Creature — Human Horror | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 95 | Fat Ass |   | Creature — Donkey Shaman | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 12 | First Come, First Served |   | Enchantment | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 32 | Flaccify |   | Instant | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 140 | Forest | | Basic Land — Forest | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 96 | Form of the Squirrel |  | Enchantment | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 97 | Fraction Jackson |   | Creature — Human Hero | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 33 | Framed! |   | Instant | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 13 | Frankie Peanuts |    | Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 77★ | Frazzled Editor |   | Creature — Human Bureaucrat | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 77 | Frazzled Editor |   | Creature — Human Bureaucrat | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 121★ | Gleemax |  | Legendary Artifact | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 121 | Gleemax |  | Legendary Artifact | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 98 | Gluetius Maximus |    | Creature — Beast | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 78★ | Goblin Mime |   | Creature — Goblin Mime | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 78 | Goblin Mime |   | Creature — Goblin Mime | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 79 | Goblin Secret Agent |   | Creature — Goblin Rogue | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 80 | Goblin S.W.A.T. Team |   | Creature — Goblin Warrior | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 99 | Granny's Payback |   | Sorcery | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 100 | Graphic Violence |   | Instant | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 34 | Greater Morphling |    | Creature — Shapeshifter | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 34★ | Greater Morphling |    | Creature — Shapeshifter | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 14 | Head to Head |  | Instant | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 57 | Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil |    | Creature — Demon Child | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 137 | Island | | Basic Land — Island | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 35 | Johnny, Combo Player |    | Legendary Creature — Human Gamer | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 101★ | Keeper of the Sacred Word |   | Creature — Human Druid | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 101 | Keeper of the Sacred Word |   | Creature — Human Druid | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 58 | Kill! Destroy! |    | Instant | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 15 | Ladies' Knight |   | Creature — Human Knight | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 102 | Land Aid '04 |   | Sorcery | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 103★ | Laughing Hyena |   | Creature — Hyena | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 103 | Laughing Hyena |   | Creature — Hyena | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 122 | Letter Bomb |  | Artifact | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 122★ | Letter Bomb |  | Artifact | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 16 | Little Girl |  | Creature — Human Child | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 17 | Look at Me, I'm R&D |   | Enchantment | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 36 | Loose Lips |  | Enchantment — Aura | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 37 | Magical Hacker |   | Creature — Human Gamer | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 81 | Mana Flair |   | Instant | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 123 | Mana Screw |  | Artifact | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 123★ | Mana Screw |  | Artifact | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 18 | Man of Measure |    | Creature — Human Knight | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 118 | Meddling Kids |    | Creature — Human Child | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 38 | Mise |  | Instant | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 39 | Moniker Mage |   | Creature — Human Wizard | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 104 | Monkey Monkey Monkey |   | Creature — Monkey | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 104★ | Monkey Monkey Monkey |   | Creature — Monkey | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 82★ | Mons's Goblin Waiters |  | Creature — Goblin Waiter | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 82 | Mons's Goblin Waiters |  | Creature — Goblin Waiter | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 59 | Mother of Goons |   | Creature — Human Cleric | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 139 | Mountain | | Basic Land — Mountain | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 40 | Mouth to Mouth |   | Sorcery | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 124★ | Mox Lotus |  | Artifact | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 124 | Mox Lotus |  | Artifact | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 125★ | My First Tome |  | Artifact | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 125 | My First Tome |  | Artifact | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 105 | Name Dropping |   | Enchantment | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 60 | Necro-Impotence |    | Enchantment | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 41 | Now I Know My ABC's |    | Enchantment | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 42 | Number Crunch |   | Instant | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 106 | Old Fogey |   | Summon — Dinosaur | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 106★ | Old Fogey |   | Summon — Dinosaur | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 83 | Orcish Paratroopers |   | Creature — Orc Paratrooper | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 107 | Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental |    | Creature — Elemental | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 61 | Persecute Artist |    | Sorcery | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 62 | Phyrexian Librarian |   | Creature — Phyrexian Horror | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 136 | Plains | | Basic Land — Plains | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 126 | Pointy Finger of Doom |  | Artifact | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 84 | Punctuate |   | Instant | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 85 | Pygmy Giant |    | Creature — Giant | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 43 | Question Elemental? |    | Creature — Elemental? | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 43★ | Question Elemental? |    | Creature — Elemental? | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 119 | Rare-B-Gone |    | Sorcery | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 135 | R&D's Secret Lair | | Legendary Land | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 86 | Red-Hot Hottie |    | Creature — Elemental | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 108 | Remodel |   | Instant | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 44★ | Richard Garfield, Ph.D. |    | Legendary Creature — Human Designer | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 44 | Richard Garfield, Ph.D. |    | Legendary Creature — Human Designer | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 87 | Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug |   | Creature — Slug | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 127 | Rod of Spanking |  | Artifact | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 88 | Sauté |    | Instant | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 19 | Save Life |  | Instant | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 109★ | Shoe Tree |   | Creature — Treefolk | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 109 | Shoe Tree |   | Creature — Treefolk | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 110 | Side to Side |   | Instant | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 89 | Six-y Beast |   | Creature — Beast | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 45 | Smart Ass |   | Creature — Donkey Wizard | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 111 | S.N.O.T. |  | Creature — Ooze | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 46 | Spell Counter |    | Instant | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 20★ | Standing Army |    | Creature — Human Soldier | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 20 | Standing Army |    | Creature — Human Soldier | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 21 | Staying Power |   | Enchantment | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 112 | Stone-Cold Basilisk |   | Creature — Basilisk | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 63 | Stop That |  | Instant | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 141 | Super Secret Tech |  | Artifact | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 113 | Supersize |   | Instant | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 138 | Swamp | | Basic Land — Swamp | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 114 | Symbol Status |    | Sorcery | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 64 | Tainted Monkey |   | Creature — Monkey | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 55 | The Fallen Apart |    | Creature — Zombie | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 128★ | Time Machine |  | Artifact | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 128 | Time Machine |  | Artifact | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 129 | Togglodyte |  | Artifact Creature — Golem | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 47 | Topsy Turvy |   | Enchantment | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 90★ | Touch and Go |   | Sorcery | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 90 | Touch and Go |   | Sorcery | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 130 | Toy Boat |  | Artifact Creature — Ship | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 115 | Uktabi Kong |     | Creature — Ape | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 131 | Urza's Hot Tub |  | Artifact | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 65 | Vile Bile |   | Creature — Ooze | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 132 | Water Gun Balloon Game |  | Artifact | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 66 | Wet Willie of the Damned |    | Sorcery | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 67★ | When Fluffy Bunnies Attack |   | Instant | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 67 | When Fluffy Bunnies Attack |   | Instant | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 120 | Who // What // When // Where // Why |  // // // //  | Instant | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 22 | Wordmail |  | Enchantment — Aura | Common | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 68 | Working Stiff |   | Creature — Mummy | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 133 | World-Bottling Kit |  | Artifact | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 91 | Yet Another Aether Vortex |    | Enchantment | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 69 | Zombie Fanboy |   | Creature — Zombie Gamer | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 70 | Zzzyxas's Abyss |    | Enchantment | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |