| 116 | "Ach! Hans, Run!" |    | Enchantment | Rare | $2.6 | $8.38 |
| 2 | AWOL |  | Instant | Common | $0.38 | — |
| 2★ | AWOL | | Instant | Common | — | $4.99 |
| 48★ | Aesthetic Consultation |  | Instant | Rare | — | $11.65 |
| 48 | Aesthetic Consultation | | Instant | Rare | $0.32 | — |
| 24 | Ambiguity |  | Enchantment | Rare | $0.87 | $4.93 |
| 25 | Artful Looter | | Creature — Human Wizard | Common | $0.11 | $0.42 |
| 117 | Ass Whuppin' |  | Sorcery | Rare | $0.68 | $6 |
| 71 | Assquatch |  | Creature — Donkey | Rare | $1.04 | — |
| 1 | Atinlay Igpay |  | Eaturecray — Igpay | Uncommon | $0.23 | $1.29 |
| 26 | Avatar of Me | | Creature — Avatar | Rare | $1.37 | $8.09 |
| 92 | B-I-N-G-O | | Creature — Hound | Rare | $1.51 | $4.61 |
| 49 | Bad Ass | | Creature — Donkey Zombie | Common | $0.23 | — |
| 49★ | Bad Ass | | Creature — Donkey Zombie | Common | — | $2.84 |
| 72★ | Blast from the Past | | Instant | Rare | $3.91 | $45.25 |
| 72 | Blast from the Past | | Instant | Rare | — | — |
| 50 | Bloodletter | | Creature — Zombie | Common | $0.13 | $0.71 |
| 51 | Booster Tutor | | Instant | Uncommon | $1.09 | $17.81 |
| 3 | Bosom Buddy |  | Creature — Elephant Townsfolk | Uncommon | $0.24 | $1.48 |
| 27 | Brushstroke Paintermage | | Creature — Human Wizard | Common | $0.09 | $0.75 |
| 28 | Bursting Beebles | | Creature — Beeble | Common | $0.1 | $1.56 |
| 4★ | Cardpecker | | Creature — Bird | Common | — | $0.78 |
| 4 | Cardpecker | | Creature — Bird | Common | $0.17 | — |
| 29 | Carnivorous Death-Parrot | | Creature — Bird | Common | $0.29 | $6.66 |
| 5 | Cheap Ass | | Creature — Donkey Townsfolk | Common | $0.17 | $3.99 |
| 30 | Cheatyface | | Creature — Efreet | Uncommon | $2.4 | $9.94 |
| 6 | Circle of Protection: Art | | Enchantment | Common | $0.11 | $0.6 |
| 134 | City of Ass | | Land | Rare | $10.53 | $119.94 |
| 7 | Collector Protector | | Creature — Human Gamer | Rare | $0.3 | $5.98 |
| 93 | Creature Guy | | Creature — Beast | Uncommon | $0.23 | $1.46 |
| 73 | Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature | | Enchantment — Aura // Creature — Penguin | Rare | $1.07 | $5.28 |
| 74 | Deal Damage | | Instant | Uncommon | $0.27 | $1.81 |
| 31 | Double Header | | Creature — Drake | Common | $0.11 | $0.68 |
| 8 | Drawn Together | | Enchantment | Rare | $0.35 | $6.99 |
| 52 | Duh | | Instant | Common | $0.31 | $1.81 |
| 75 | Dumb Ass | | Creature — Donkey Barbarian | Common | $0.17 | $3.49 |
| 94 | Elvish House Party | | Creature — Elf Rogue | Uncommon | $0.26 | $1.49 |
| 9★ | Emcee | | Creature — Human Rogue | Uncommon | — | $2.09 |
| 9 | Emcee | | Creature — Human Rogue | Uncommon | $0.35 | — |
| 53 | Enter the Dungeon | | Sorcery | Rare | $3.04 | $12.32 |
| 10 | Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) | | Instant | Common | $0.12 | $0.98 |
| 54 | Eye to Eye | | Instant | Uncommon | $0.36 | $1.16 |
| 76 | Face to Face | | Sorcery | Uncommon | $0.32 | $1.69 |
| 56 | Farewell to Arms | | Enchantment | Common | $0.25 | — |
| 56★ | Farewell to Arms | | Enchantment | Common | — | $1.69 |
| 11 | Fascist Art Director | | Creature — Human Horror | Common | $0.1 | $0.97 |
| 95 | Fat Ass | | Creature — Donkey Shaman | Common | $0.19 | $2.46 |
| 12 | First Come, First Served | | Enchantment | Uncommon | $0.16 | $0.46 |
| 32 | Flaccify | | Instant | Common | $0.13 | $0.46 |
| 140 | Forest | | Basic Land — Forest | Common | $8.06 | $54.15 |
| 96 | Form of the Squirrel | | Enchantment | Rare | $3.83 | $16.21 |
| 97 | Fraction Jackson | | Creature — Human Hero | Rare | $0.41 | $7.95 |
| 33 | Framed! | | Instant | Common | $0.11 | $0.47 |
| 13 | Frankie Peanuts | | Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue | Rare | $3 | $29.38 |
| 77 | Frazzled Editor | | Creature — Human Bureaucrat | Common | $0.38 | — |
| 77★ | Frazzled Editor | | Creature — Human Bureaucrat | Common | — | $1.88 |
| 121 | Gleemax |  | Legendary Artifact | Rare | $3.31 | — |
| 121★ | Gleemax | | Legendary Artifact | Rare | — | $33.28 |
| 98 | Gluetius Maximus | | Creature — Beast | Uncommon | $0.14 | $0.77 |
| 78★ | Goblin Mime | | Creature — Goblin Mime | Common | — | $1.75 |
| 78 | Goblin Mime | | Creature — Goblin Mime | Common | $0.13 | — |
| 80 | Goblin S.W.A.T. Team | | Creature — Goblin Warrior | Common | $0.14 | — |
| 79 | Goblin Secret Agent | | Creature — Goblin Rogue | Common | $0.1 | — |
| 99 | Granny's Payback |  | Sorcery | Uncommon | $0.36 | $1.42 |
| 100 | Graphic Violence | | Instant | Common | $0.08 | — |
| 34★ | Greater Morphling |  | Creature — Shapeshifter | Rare | $1.88 | $19.09 |
| 34 | Greater Morphling | | Creature — Shapeshifter | Rare | $1.95 | $14.99 |
| 14 | Head to Head | | Instant | Uncommon | $0.2 | $0.6 |
| 57 | Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil |  | Creature — Demon Child | Rare | $1.77 | $17.5 |
| 137 | Island | | Basic Land — Island | Common | $8.58 | $67.64 |
| 35 | Johnny, Combo Player | | Legendary Creature — Human Gamer | Rare | $6.33 | $52.98 |
| 101★ | Keeper of the Sacred Word | | Creature — Human Druid | Common | $0.14 | $1.36 |
| 101 | Keeper of the Sacred Word | | Creature — Human Druid | Common | — | — |
| 58 | Kill! Destroy! | | Instant | Uncommon | $1.11 | $4.77 |
| 15 | Ladies' Knight | | Creature — Human Knight | Uncommon | $0.18 | $1 |
| 102 | Land Aid '04 | | Sorcery | Common | $0.22 | $1.68 |
| 103★ | Laughing Hyena | | Creature — Hyena | Common | $0.15 | $0.35 |
| 103 | Laughing Hyena | | Creature — Hyena | Common | — | — |
| 122 | Letter Bomb | | Artifact | Rare | $1.92 | — |
| 122★ | Letter Bomb | | Artifact | Rare | — | $26.75 |
| 16 | Little Girl |  | Creature — Human Child | Common | $0.29 | $22.84 |
| 17 | Look at Me, I'm R&D | | Enchantment | Rare | $0.98 | $12.99 |
| 36 | Loose Lips | | Enchantment — Aura | Common | $0.14 | $0.86 |
| 37 | Magical Hacker | | Creature — Human Gamer | Uncommon | $0.4 | $1.84 |
| 18 | Man of Measure | | Creature — Human Knight | Common | $0.14 | $0.76 |
| 81 | Mana Flair | | Instant | Common | $0.09 | $0.24 |
| 123 | Mana Screw | | Artifact | Uncommon | $0.72 | — |
| 123★ | Mana Screw | | Artifact | Uncommon | — | $6.31 |
| 118 | Meddling Kids | | Creature — Human Child | Rare | $1.03 | $8.94 |
| 38 | Mise | | Instant | Uncommon | $0.21 | $2.95 |
| 39 | Moniker Mage | | Creature — Human Wizard | Common | $0.13 | $0.78 |
| 104★ | Monkey Monkey Monkey | | Creature — Monkey | Common | — | $1.45 |
| 104 | Monkey Monkey Monkey | | Creature — Monkey | Common | $0.12 | — |
| 82 | Mons's Goblin Waiters | | Creature — Goblin Waiter | Common | — | — |
| 82★ | Mons's Goblin Waiters | | Creature — Goblin Waiter | Common | $0.1 | $0.96 |
| 59 | Mother of Goons | | Creature — Human Cleric | Common | $0.13 | $3.8 |
| 139 | Mountain | | Basic Land — Mountain | Common | $6.98 | $46.75 |
| 40 | Mouth to Mouth | | Sorcery | Uncommon | $0.26 | $1.81 |
| 124★ | Mox Lotus |  | Artifact | Rare | — | $88.19 |
| 124 | Mox Lotus | | Artifact | Rare | $8.4 | — |
| 125★ | My First Tome | | Artifact | Uncommon | — | $3.8 |
| 125 | My First Tome | | Artifact | Uncommon | $0.31 | — |
| 105 | Name Dropping | | Enchantment | Uncommon | $0.27 | $0.98 |
| 60 | Necro-Impotence | | Enchantment | Rare | $0.7 | — |
| 41 | Now I Know My ABC's | | Enchantment | Rare | $1.4 | $25.48 |
| 42 | Number Crunch | | Instant | Common | $0.17 | $1.24 |
| 106★ | Old Fogey | | Summon — Dinosaur | Rare | $2.5 | $24.99 |
| 106 | Old Fogey | | Summon — Dinosaur | Rare | $2.32 | $24.39 |
| 83 | Orcish Paratroopers | | Creature — Orc Paratrooper | Common | $0.12 | $0.58 |
| 107 | Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental | | Creature — Elemental | Common | $0.21 | $4.19 |
| 61 | Persecute Artist | | Sorcery | Uncommon | $0.14 | $8.81 |
| 62 | Phyrexian Librarian | | Creature — Horror | Uncommon | $0.19 | $0.95 |
| 136 | Plains | | Basic Land — Plains | Common | $4.61 | $33.33 |
| 126 | Pointy Finger of Doom | | Artifact | Rare | $2.12 | $6.29 |
| 84 | Punctuate | | Instant | Common | $0.14 | $0.7 |
| 85 | Pygmy Giant | | Creature — Giant | Uncommon | $0.25 | $0.78 |
| 43 | Question Elemental? | | Creature — Elemental? | Uncommon | $0.2 | — |
| 43★ | Question Elemental? | | Creature — Elemental? | Uncommon | — | $5.98 |
| 135 | R&D's Secret Lair | | Legendary Land | Rare | $1.2 | $24.82 |
| 119 | Rare-B-Gone | | Sorcery | Rare | $1.65 | $11.98 |
| 86 | Red-Hot Hottie | | Creature — Elemental | Common | $0.28 | $3.81 |
| 108 | Remodel | | Instant | Common | $0.11 | $0.49 |
| 44★ | Richard Garfield, Ph.D. | | Legendary Creature — Human Designer | Rare | — | $269.98 |
| 44 | Richard Garfield, Ph.D. | | Legendary Creature — Human Designer | Rare | $5.32 | — |
| 87 | Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug | | Creature — Slug | Uncommon | $0.57 | $4.95 |
| 127 | Rod of Spanking | | Artifact | Uncommon | $0.75 | $3.84 |
| 111 | S.N.O.T. | | Creature — Ooze | Common | $0.26 | $3.84 |
| 88 | Sauté | | Instant | Common | $0.4 | $1.32 |
| 19 | Save Life | | Instant | Uncommon | $0.33 | $9.99 |
| 109★ | Shoe Tree | | Creature — Treefolk | Common | — | $2.5 |
| 109 | Shoe Tree | | Creature — Treefolk | Common | $0.12 | — |
| 110 | Side to Side | | Instant | Uncommon | $0.22 | $0.86 |
| 89 | Six-y Beast | | Creature — Beast | Uncommon | $0.22 | $1.5 |
| 45 | Smart Ass | | Creature — Donkey Wizard | Common | $0.17 | $1.21 |
| 46 | Spell Counter | | Instant | Uncommon | $0.57 | $3.83 |
| 20★ | Standing Army | | Creature — Human Soldier | Common | $0.11 | $0.78 |
| 20 | Standing Army | | Creature — Human Soldier | Common | — | — |
| 21 | Staying Power | | Enchantment | Rare | $1.81 | $8 |
| 112 | Stone-Cold Basilisk | | Creature — Basilisk | Uncommon | $0.24 | $1.39 |
| 63 | Stop That | | Instant | Common | $0.18 | $1.12 |
| 141 | Super Secret Tech | | Artifact | Rare | — | $26.42 |
| 113 | Supersize | | Instant | Common | $0.09 | $0.43 |
| 138 | Swamp | | Basic Land — Swamp | Common | $7.81 | $39.82 |
| 114 | Symbol Status | | Sorcery | Uncommon | $0.21 | $0.84 |
| 64 | Tainted Monkey | | Creature — Monkey | Common | $0.14 | $0.41 |
| 55 | The Fallen Apart | | Creature — Zombie | Common | $0.14 | $1.5 |
| 128★ | Time Machine | | Artifact | Rare | — | $13.29 |
| 128 | Time Machine | | Artifact | Rare | $0.77 | — |
| 129 | Togglodyte | | Artifact Creature — Golem | Uncommon | $0.2 | $1.49 |
| 47 | Topsy Turvy | | Enchantment | Rare | $2.37 | $7.99 |
| 90 | Touch and Go | | Sorcery | Common | $0.12 | $0.5 |
| 90★ | Touch and Go | | Sorcery | Common | $0.1 | $0.5 |
| 130 | Toy Boat | | Artifact Creature — Ship | Uncommon | $0.29 | — |
| 115 | Uktabi Kong | | Creature — Ape | Rare | $0.92 | $8.54 |
| 131 | Urza's Hot Tub | | Artifact | Uncommon | $0.21 | $1.95 |
| 65 | Vile Bile | | Creature — Ooze | Common | $0.15 | $0.64 |
| 132 | Water Gun Balloon Game | | Artifact | Rare | $1.78 | $18.99 |
| 66 | Wet Willie of the Damned | | Sorcery | Common | $0.13 | $0.64 |
| 67★ | When Fluffy Bunnies Attack | | Instant | Common | — | $2.99 |
| 67 | When Fluffy Bunnies Attack | | Instant | Common | $0.14 | — |
| 120 | Who // What // When // Where // Why |  //////// | Instant | Rare | $3.22 | $51.19 |
| 22 | Wordmail | | Enchantment — Aura | Common | $0.23 | $1.68 |
| 68 | Working Stiff | | Creature — Mummy | Uncommon | $0.13 | $0.75 |
| 133 | World-Bottling Kit | | Artifact | Rare | $0.51 | $5.98 |
| 91 | Yet Another Aether Vortex | | Enchantment | Rare | $1.67 | $9.87 |
| 69 | Zombie Fanboy | | Creature — Zombie Gamer | Uncommon | $0.15 | $0.84 |
| 70 | Zzzyxas's Abyss | | Enchantment | Rare | $1.08 | $5.65 |
| 23 | _____ | | Creature — Shapeshifter | Uncommon | $0.76 | $7.99 |