| 2 | AWOL |   | Instant | Common | $0.22 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 2★ | AWOL | | Instant | Common | — | $8.95 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 116 | "Ach! Hans, Run!" |   | Enchantment | Rare | — | $34.94 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 48★ | Aesthetic Consultation |  | Instant | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 48 | Aesthetic Consultation | | Instant | Rare | $0.42 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 24 | Ambiguity |  | Enchantment | Rare | $0.86 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 25 | Artful Looter | | Creature — Human Wizard | Common | — | $0.81 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 117 | Ass Whuppin' |  | Sorcery | Rare | — | $9.11 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 71 | Assquatch |  | Creature — Donkey | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 1 | Atinlay Igpay |  | Eaturecray — Igpay | Uncommon | $0.22 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 26 | Avatar of Me | | Creature — Avatar | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 92 | B-I-N-G-O | | Creature — Dog | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 49★ | Bad Ass | | Creature — Donkey Zombie | Common | — | $4.01 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 49 | Bad Ass | | Creature — Donkey Zombie | Common | $0.23 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 72 | Blast from the Past | | Instant | Rare | — | $9.45 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 72★ | Blast from the Past | | Instant | Rare | — | $9.45 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 50 | Bloodletter | | Creature — Zombie | Common | $0.11 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 51 | Booster Tutor | | Instant | Uncommon | — | $23.26 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 3 | Bosom Buddy |  | Creature — Elephant Townsfolk | Uncommon | — | $2.98 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 27 | Brushstroke Paintermage | | Creature — Human Wizard | Common | $0.12 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 28 | Bursting Beebles | | Creature — Beeble | Common | — | $2.02 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 4 | Cardpecker | | Creature — Bird | Common | $0.19 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 4★ | Cardpecker | | Creature — Bird | Common | — | $6.94 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 29 | Carnivorous Death-Parrot | | Creature — Bird | Common | — | $5.77 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 5 | Cheap Ass | | Creature — Donkey Townsfolk | Common | $0.21 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 30 | Cheatyface | | Creature — Efreet | Uncommon | — | $14.02 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 6 | Circle of Protection: Art | | Enchantment | Common | — | $4.57 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 134 | City of Ass | | Land | Rare | — | $168.00 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 7 | Collector Protector | | Creature — Human Gamer | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 93 | Creature Guy | | Creature — Beast | Uncommon | $0.27 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 73 | Curse of the Fire Penguin // Curse of the Fire Penguin Creature | | Enchantment — Aura // Creature — Penguin | Rare | $0.64 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 74 | Deal Damage | | Instant | Uncommon | — | $4.70 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 31 | Double Header | | Creature — Drake | Common | $0.11 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 8 | Drawn Together | | Enchantment | Rare | $0.47 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 52 | Duh | | Instant | Common | $0.17 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 75 | Dumb Ass | | Creature — Donkey Barbarian | Common | — | $14.43 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 94 | Elvish House Party | | Creature — Elf Rogue | Uncommon | — | $0.95 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 9★ | Emcee | | Creature — Human Rogue | Uncommon | — | $3.04 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 9 | Emcee | | Creature — Human Rogue | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 53 | Enter the Dungeon | | Sorcery | Rare | — | $19.99 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 10 | Erase (Not the Urza's Legacy One) | | Instant | Common | $0.13 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 54 | Eye to Eye | | Instant | Uncommon | — | $1.52 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 76 | Face to Face | | Sorcery | Uncommon | — | $2.19 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 56 | Farewell to Arms | | Enchantment | Common | $0.13 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 56★ | Farewell to Arms | | Enchantment | Common | — | $1.96 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 11 | Fascist Art Director | | Creature — Human Horror | Common | $0.11 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 95 | Fat Ass | | Creature — Donkey Shaman | Common | $0.26 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 12 | First Come, First Served | | Enchantment | Uncommon | — | $1.33 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 32 | Flaccify | | Instant | Common | $0.14 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 140 | Forest | | Basic Land — Forest | Common | — | $32.90 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 96 | Form of the Squirrel | | Enchantment | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 97 | Fraction Jackson | | Creature — Human Hero | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 33 | Framed! | | Instant | Common | — | $0.34 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 13 | Frankie Peanuts | | Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue | Rare | — | $17.49 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 77 | Frazzled Editor | | Creature — Human Bureaucrat | Common | $0.18 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 77★ | Frazzled Editor | | Creature — Human Bureaucrat | Common | — | $2.14 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 121 | Gleemax |  | Legendary Artifact | Rare | $5.67 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 121★ | Gleemax | | Legendary Artifact | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 98 | Gluetius Maximus | | Creature — Beast | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 78★ | Goblin Mime | | Creature — Goblin Mime | Common | — | $7.16 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 78 | Goblin Mime | | Creature — Goblin Mime | Common | $0.11 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 80 | Goblin S.W.A.T. Team | | Creature — Goblin Warrior | Common | $0.19 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 79 | Goblin Secret Agent | | Creature — Goblin Rogue | Common | $0.21 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 99 | Granny's Payback |  | Sorcery | Uncommon | — | $2.24 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 100 | Graphic Violence | | Instant | Common | $0.11 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 34 | Greater Morphling |  | Creature — Shapeshifter | Rare | $1.69 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 34★ | Greater Morphling | | Creature — Shapeshifter | Rare | — | $5.95 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 14 | Head to Head | | Instant | Uncommon | — | $1.46 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 57 | Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil |  | Creature — Demon Child | Rare | $1.06 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 137 | Island | | Basic Land — Island | Common | $6.20 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 35 | Johnny, Combo Player | | Legendary Creature — Human Gamer | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 101★ | Keeper of the Sacred Word | | Creature — Human Druid | Common | — | $4.97 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 101 | Keeper of the Sacred Word | | Creature — Human Druid | Common | $0.14 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 58 | Kill! Destroy! | | Instant | Uncommon | $0.92 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 15 | Ladies' Knight | | Creature — Human Knight | Uncommon | $0.28 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 102 | Land Aid '04 | | Sorcery | Common | — | $4.43 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 103★ | Laughing Hyena | | Creature — Hyena | Common | — | $2.44 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 103 | Laughing Hyena | | Creature — Hyena | Common | — | $0.91 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 122★ | Letter Bomb | | Artifact | Rare | — | $20.49 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 122 | Letter Bomb | | Artifact | Rare | $2.56 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 16 | Little Girl |  | Creature — Human Child | Common | — | $17.70 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 17 | Look at Me, I'm R&D | | Enchantment | Rare | $0.65 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 36 | Loose Lips | | Enchantment — Aura | Common | $0.19 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 37 | Magical Hacker | | Creature — Human Gamer | Uncommon | $0.43 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 18 | Man of Measure | | Creature — Human Knight | Common | $0.09 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 81 | Mana Flair | | Instant | Common | $0.11 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 123 | Mana Screw | | Artifact | Uncommon | $1.02 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 123★ | Mana Screw | | Artifact | Uncommon | — | $7.94 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 118 | Meddling Kids | | Creature — Human Child | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 38 | Mise | | Instant | Uncommon | $0.26 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 39 | Moniker Mage | | Creature — Human Wizard | Common | — | $0.92 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 104 | Monkey Monkey Monkey | | Creature — Monkey | Common | $0.20 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 104★ | Monkey Monkey Monkey | | Creature — Monkey | Common | — | $4.59 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 82 | Mons's Goblin Waiters | | Creature — Goblin Waiter | Common | $0.15 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 82★ | Mons's Goblin Waiters | | Creature — Goblin Waiter | Common | — | $7.47 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 59 | Mother of Goons | | Creature — Human Cleric | Common | $0.16 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 139 | Mountain | | Basic Land — Mountain | Common | $5.73 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 40 | Mouth to Mouth | | Sorcery | Uncommon | — | $1.00 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 124★ | Mox Lotus |  | Artifact | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 124 | Mox Lotus | | Artifact | Rare | $23.39 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 125★ | My First Tome | | Artifact | Uncommon | — | $5.99 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 125 | My First Tome | | Artifact | Uncommon | $0.44 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 105 | Name Dropping | | Enchantment | Uncommon | — | $2.91 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 60 | Necro-Impotence | | Enchantment | Rare | — | $47.36 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 41 | Now I Know My ABC's | | Enchantment | Rare | — | $6.55 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 42 | Number Crunch | | Instant | Common | — | $0.39 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 106★ | Old Fogey | | Summon — Dinosaur | Rare | $0.53 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 106 | Old Fogey | | Summon — Dinosaur | Rare | — | $0.40 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 83 | Orcish Paratroopers | | Creature — Orc Paratrooper | Common | $0.13 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 107 | Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental | | Creature — Elemental | Common | $0.30 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 61 | Persecute Artist | | Sorcery | Uncommon | — | $62.18 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 62 | Phyrexian Librarian | | Creature — Phyrexian Horror | Uncommon | $0.24 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 136 | Plains | | Basic Land — Plains | Common | $4.55 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 126 | Pointy Finger of Doom | | Artifact | Rare | — | $10.74 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 84 | Punctuate | | Instant | Common | $0.17 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 85 | Pygmy Giant | | Creature — Giant | Uncommon | — | $1.89 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 43★ | Question Elemental? | | Creature — Elemental? | Uncommon | — | $1.75 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 43 | Question Elemental? | | Creature — Elemental? | Uncommon | $0.23 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 135 | R&D's Secret Lair | | Legendary Land | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 119 | Rare-B-Gone | | Sorcery | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 86 | Red-Hot Hottie | | Creature — Elemental | Common | $0.31 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 108 | Remodel | | Instant | Common | — | $0.82 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 44★ | Richard Garfield, Ph.D. | | Legendary Creature — Human Designer | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 44 | Richard Garfield, Ph.D. | | Legendary Creature — Human Designer | Rare | $3.39 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 87 | Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug | | Creature — Slug | Uncommon | — | $5.62 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 127 | Rod of Spanking | | Artifact | Uncommon | — | $5.72 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 111 | S.N.O.T. | | Creature — Ooze | Common | $0.39 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 88 | Sauté | | Instant | Common | $0.12 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 19 | Save Life | | Instant | Uncommon | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 109★ | Shoe Tree | | Creature — Treefolk | Common | — | $2.74 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 109 | Shoe Tree | | Creature — Treefolk | Common | $0.11 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 110 | Side to Side | | Instant | Uncommon | $0.26 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 89 | Six-y Beast | | Creature — Beast | Uncommon | $0.25 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 45 | Smart Ass | | Creature — Donkey Wizard | Common | $0.19 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 46 | Spell Counter | | Instant | Uncommon | $0.93 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 20★ | Standing Army | | Creature — Human Soldier | Common | — | $0.95 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 20 | Standing Army | | Creature — Human Soldier | Common | $0.07 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 21 | Staying Power | | Enchantment | Rare | — | $0.19 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 112 | Stone-Cold Basilisk | | Creature — Basilisk | Uncommon | — | $0.33 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 63 | Stop That | | Instant | Common | $0.14 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 141 | Super Secret Tech | | Artifact | Rare | — | $28.79 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 113 | Supersize | | Instant | Common | — | $1.41 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 138 | Swamp | | Basic Land — Swamp | Common | — | $49.55 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 114 | Symbol Status | | Sorcery | Uncommon | $0.21 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 64 | Tainted Monkey | | Creature — Monkey | Common | $0.19 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 55 | The Fallen Apart | | Creature — Zombie | Common | $0.11 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 128 | Time Machine | | Artifact | Rare | $0.73 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 128★ | Time Machine | | Artifact | Rare | — | $29.47 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 129 | Togglodyte | | Artifact Creature — Golem | Uncommon | — | $12.44 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 47 | Topsy Turvy | | Enchantment | Rare | $0.56 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 90 | Touch and Go | | Sorcery | Common | $0.13 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 90★ | Touch and Go | | Sorcery | Common | — | $4.98 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 130 | Toy Boat | | Artifact Creature — Ship | Uncommon | $0.26 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 115 | Uktabi Kong | | Creature — Ape | Rare | — | $24.75 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 131 | Urza's Hot Tub | | Artifact | Uncommon | $0.20 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 65 | Vile Bile | | Creature — Ooze | Common | — | $2.32 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 132 | Water Gun Balloon Game | | Artifact | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 66 | Wet Willie of the Damned | | Sorcery | Common | — | $1.86 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 67★ | When Fluffy Bunnies Attack | | Instant | Common | — | $10.66 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 67 | When Fluffy Bunnies Attack | | Instant | Common | $0.17 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 120 | Who // What // When // Where // Why |  //////// | Instant | Rare | — | $45.14 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 22 | Wordmail | | Enchantment — Aura | Common | $0.21 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 68 | Working Stiff | | Creature — Mummy | Uncommon | $0.20 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 133 | World-Bottling Kit | | Artifact | Rare | — | $4.39 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 91 | Yet Another Aether Vortex | | Enchantment | Rare | — | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 69 | Zombie Fanboy | | Creature — Zombie Gamer | Uncommon | $0.21 | — | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 70 | Zzzyxas's Abyss | | Enchantment | Rare | — | $8.30 | Buy at TCGPlayer |
| 23 | _____ | | Creature — Shapeshifter | Uncommon | — | $3.16 | Buy at TCGPlayer |