Jetpack Janitor

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Creature — Human Employee

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Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)

"'Carol, blast those aliens.' 'Carol, transport these concessions.' No one cares that today is my birthday."

Alchemy

Brawl

Commander

Duel

Explorer

Future

Gladiator

Historic

Legacy

Modern

Oathbreaker

Oldschool

Pauper

Paupercommander

Penny

Pioneer

Predh

Premodern

Standard

Standardbrawl

Timeless

Vintage

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