Deranged Assistant

Variations

Parts

Deranged Assistant

Creature — Human Wizard
1 / 1
, Mill a card: Add . (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

 

"Garl, adjust the slurry dispensers. Garl, fetch more corpses. Garl, quit crying and give me your brain tissue. If he doesn't stop being so rude, I'm quitting."

 

 

 

Legalities

Legal
Duel
Penny
Legacy
Modern
Pauper
Vintage
Commander
Oathbreaker
Paupercommander
Not Legal
Brawl
Predh
Future
Alchemy
Pioneer
Explorer
Historic
Standard
Timeless
Gladiator
Oldschool
Premodern
Standardbrawl

Rulings

2025-01-24

Once Deranged Assistant’s ability has been activated, it can’t be reversed for any reason. If you activate it while casting a spell and discover you can’t produce enough mana to pay that spell’s costs, the spell is reversed. The spell returns to whatever zone you were casting it from. You may reverse other mana abilities you activated while casting the spell, but Deranged Assistant’s ability can’t be reversed. You’ll still have any mana the ability produced, and the milled card will still be in your graveyard.

 

Market Pricing

 NormalFoil
Low$0.01
Median$0.25
High$2.62
Market$0.13
Direct Low$0.19
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Other Printings

 NormalFoil
Innistrad Remastered$0.02
Commander Masters$0.06
Double Masters 2022$0.05
Ultimate Masters$0.04
Innistrad$0.59

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