Jetpack Janitor

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Creature — Human Employee

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Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)

"'Carol, blast those aliens.' 'Carol, transport these concessions.' No one cares that today is my birthday."

Standardbrawl

Duel

Brawl

Penny

Future

Legacy

Modern

Pauper

Alchemy

Pioneer

Vintage

Explorer

Historic

Standard

Commander

Gladiator

Oldschool

Premodern

Historicbrawl

Paupercommander

Predh

Oathbreaker

Timeless

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